AFP wrote:'Crocodile Dumb-dee' says he wanted to play with croc
(AFP) – 3 hours ago
SYDNEY — An Australian man dubbed "Crocodile Dumb-dee" for trying to ride a huge crocodile after a drinking spree described Wednesday how he just wanted to play with the animal.
Michal Newman, 36, said he climbed into the enclosure of "Fatso", a five-metre (yard) saltwater croc who lives at a northern wildlife park, to pat him and sit on his back.
"I thought to myself, 'Well, I will jump the fence and go from behind its tail and pat it and sit on its back'," Newman told public broadcaster ABC.
"And within like one split second before I even slightly touched its back, it already had me by the leg," he said.
Media reports said Newman tried to drip beer into the mouths of two female crocodiles before moving onto the giant Fatso.
He said he shouted at Fatso to let him go before escaping from the pen and returning to a nearby pub with severe leg injuries, where he drank a beer while waiting for an ambulance.
But Newman, who has been recovering in hospital after undergoing surgery for his bite wounds, vowed never to approach a crocodile again.
Broome Crocodile Park owner Malcolm Douglas has credited Newman's escape to relatively cold conditions, with the temperature falling to 22 degrees C (71 F) overnight.
"They're cold-blooded animals, so their reflexes slow down," he said.
Lol, this guy is the laughing stock of Australia currently. He is lucky to even be alive though.
